Once upon a time … No wait, that’s not it.

A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away  … still not it (though really cool)

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, …  OK that’s was closer but still not quite right.  Let’s try this-

Chris is a Presentation Specialist who due to the rotten economy finds himself currently unemployed (and writing about himself in the third person).