Once upon a time … No wait, that’s not it.
A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away … still not it (though really cool)
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, … OK that’s was closer but still not quite right. Let’s try this-
Chris is a Presentation Specialist who due to the rotten economy finds himself currently unemployed (and writing about himself in the third person).